Top Ten Things Snoop Will Miss About The U.K.
Snoop Dogg Permanently Banned From UK
By Roman Wolfe
Date: 5/16/2006 8:20 am
Rapper Snoop Dogg has been permanently banned from entering the United Kingdom, after a brawl in London's Heathrow airport in April.
Top Ten Things Snoop Will Miss About The U.K.:
10) Fish and chips outside Paddington Station is off the heezy.
9) Driving only on the left side... that’s the Crip side.
8) The Mickey D’s in Picadilly-yo
7) The genuine Broadus Family coat-of-arms in Hoggy-Hoggshire, Scotland.
6) Universal Music Group’s UK Publicist Emma “It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none” Swanksman.
5) The Mickey D’s in Essexxx
4) Po-po’s ain’t strapped.
3) The Inspector Lynley Mysteries on Channel One. (There’s so much drama on the BBC)
2) Parliament. Very funky name for a legislature.
1) Stone-henge.
posted by Dan Charnas at 11:02 AM
3 Comments:
An excellent "Top 10" Dan. Off the heezy indeed.
ac
This post is not about snoop. sadly. i love snoop. luckily he can still go to ukraine and estonia. yes. im estonian. i just wanted to tell you, i dont get the MARINATION.. estonian proverb thing.. marination isnt even a word in estonian. marineerima and marineerida are the infinitives and it means to ..umm...marinate stuff. (and the work will not teach you. its very annoying and gah..BORING work..) (oh yeah.. ukraine.. i live in ukraine...)
u stupid fuck he has not nin banned for shit he was in the uk on satarday doin a nvid so shut the fuck up
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