Meet My New Girlfriend
May 2nd, 2005 by Dan Charnas
She dissed me in high school.
Then, when I was in college, she changed her mind. She caught the vapors. But by then, I had found someone new. So I passed her by.
I don’t regret it. But I always wondered how it would have been if I hadn’t.
I met her again recently. We’d both grown over the years, but our mutual attraction hadn’t dimmed.
So we’ve decided that we’re going to give it a try.
Me & Alma’s first date is on May 20th.