Meet My New Girlfriend

May 2nd, 2005 by Dan Charnas

She dissed me in high school.

Then, when I was in college, she changed her mind. She caught the vapors. But by then, I had found someone new. So I passed her by.

I don’t regret it. But I always wondered how it would have been if I hadn’t.

I met her again recently. We’d both grown over the years, but our mutual attraction hadn’t dimmed.

So we’ve decided that we’re going to give it a try.

Me & Alma’s first date is on May 20th.

One Response to “Meet My New Girlfriend”

  1. xtian says:

    She’s a beauty, mate!

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